A young Lincoln dedicates his life to a brutal, pulpy war against vampires and their human allies.
Campy and epic. A late-night trip at a brisk pace. Emotionally it carries some weight.
Streaming on Max.
What we could confirm fits an R: a few tense moments and a jolt or two.
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President Lincoln's mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers.
Yes. It lands on a happy note.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)Mildly scary · graphic gore · brutal violence · briskBrisk action and broad, dark humor fuel siblings hunting witches, unaware they are also the hunted.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)Dry wit · campy · party watch · strong violenceA swashbuckling pirate owes a blood debt to a ghastly ruler, leading to a brisk, epic adventure.
Werewolf by Night (2022)Mildly scary · light gore · strong violence · briskMonster hunters gather for a deadly competition, their macabre ritual quickly turning into a suspenseful, gritty, and campy hunt.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)Big broad humor · pulpy · family watch · strong violenceA globe-trotting archaeologist races to rescue his estranged father and uncover a legendary, sacred artifact.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)Epic · family watch · strong violence · emotionally heavyA fellowship of heroes embarks on an epic, gritty adventure to destroy a powerful, corrupting ring.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)Epic · family watch · strong violence · emotionally heavyHeroes pursue separate, perilous paths as an ancient evil's power grows, threatening all Middle-earth.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)Epic · family watch · brutal violence · emotionally devastatingRelentless action and suspense build to an epic battle for the world, filled with gritty, heartwarming adventure.
The Mummy (1999)Big broad humor · pulpy · family watch · strong violenceA dashing legionnaire awakens an ancient curse, unleashing pulpy adventure and broad humor in 1920s Egypt.Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is on our Vampires and Horror on Max lists.
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