Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Conan the Destroyer parents guide

Heads up on strong violence, some innuendo or implied sex and light gore. That is past what the PG on the box suggests. Beyond that, mild language and nothing scary.

Scare

Not scary

Jump scares

None noted

Gore

Light gore

Some blood or injury, briefly.

Violence

Strong violence

Violence is frequent or intense.

Sex and nudity

Mild

Mild means innuendo, or sex implied off screen, with no nudity.

Language

Mild

Mild words like damn, hell or crap.

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Three questions

How gory is Conan the Destroyer?

Light gore and strong violence.

What is Conan the Destroyer rated, and is it OK for kids?

Rated PG, with more than the label suggests: strong violence.

What is Conan the Destroyer about?

Conan is commissioned by the evil queen Taramis to safely escort a teen princess and her powerful bodyguard to a far away castle to retrieve the magic Horn of Dagoth. Unknown to Conan, the queen plans to sacrifice the princess when she returns and inherit her kingdom after the bodyguard kills Conan. The queen's plans fail to take into consideration Conan's strength and cunning and the abilities of his sidekicks: the eccentric wizard Akiro, the warrior woman Zula, and the inept Malak. Together the hero and his allies must defeat both mortal and supernatural foes in this voyage to sword-and-sorcery land.

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