G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
Elite G.I. JOE operatives use advanced spy gear to combat a corrupt arms dealer and the Cobra organization.
From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.
How intense is G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra?
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is not scary, with light gore and strong violence. Emotionally it carries some weight. The pace is relentless, and it is a full-attention watch and a party watch. Rated PG-13.
What G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra feels like
- Tone
- pulpyhigh octanecampy
- Pace
- Relentless
- Best for
- Full attentionParty
Where to stream G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
US availability via TMDB, last checked Sep 13, 2026. The app filters picks to the services you actually have.
Is G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra for you?
Is G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra scary?
No. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is not a scary watch (scare level 0 of 3).
Is G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra gory or violent?
Light gore (1 of 3) and strong violence (2 of 3).
Is G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra sad or heavy?
A little. There is some emotional weight (1 of 3), but it is not a heavy watch.
Is G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra OK for kids?
It is rated PG-13. Intensity: scare 0, gore 1, violence 2, each out of 3. Your call for older kids.
How long is G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra?
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra runs 1h 58m.
Where can I stream G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra?
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is streaming on Paramount+, Kanopy and Hoopla.
Does G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra have a happy ending? spoiler-safe answer
It leaves things open rather than tying them up.
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