Elite G.I. JOE operatives use advanced spy gear to combat a corrupt arms dealer and the Cobra organization.
Pulpy and high-octane. A party watch at full speed. Emotionally it carries some weight.
Streaming on Paramount+, MGM+, Kanopy (free) and Hoopla (free).
No surprises for a PG-13: no sex or nudity and mild language.
Our estimate: fine from about 13. Rated PG-13.
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From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.
It leaves things open rather than tying them up.
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