Machete poster

Machete (2010)

Film · 1h 45m · Rated R

Action, Comedy, Thriller

A betrayed ex-Federale unleashes a relentless, high-octane rampage of gritty, raunchy, and pulpy revenge.

Big broad humor. A late-night trip at full speed. Emotionally it carries some weight.

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Machete parents guide

Moderate sex and nudity, and brutal violence, about what an R should carry.

Scare
Not scary
Jump scares
None noted
Gore
Graphic gore
Blood and wounds shown clearly.
Violence
Brutal violence
Our top level for violence.
Sex and nudity
Moderate
Moderate means a sex scene or nudity on screen, even brief, or sexual violence that is described or implied but never shown.
Language
Strong
Frequent strong profanity or slurs.

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Three questions

Is Machete scary?
No. Machete is not a scary watch.
How gory is Machete?
Graphic gore and brutal violence. If graphic gore is a dealbreaker, skip it.
What is Machete rated, and is it OK for kids?
Moderate sex and nudity, brutal violence, and frequent strong language. The R is earned, so not for kids.

What is Machete about?

After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.

Does it have a happy ending? (spoiler-safe)

Yes. It lands on a happy note.

Cast and crew

Directed byRobert Rodriguez, Ethan Maniquis
StarringDanny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin

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