Ted 2 (2015)
A newlywed teddy bear fights for personhood in a raunchy, absurdist, and crowd-pleasing legal battle.
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
How intense is Ted 2?
Ted 2 has no gore and some violence. Emotionally it carries some weight. The pace is brisk, and it is a party watch and a date-night pick. The humor runs raunchy and broad. Rated R.
What Ted 2 feels like
- Tone
- campydarkly comicabsurdistcrowd pleasing
- Pace
- Brisk
- Humor
- raunchy, broad and big
- Best for
- PartyDate night
Where to stream Ted 2
Not on a US subscription service at our last check. Rent or buy may still be an option.
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Is Ted 2 for you?
Is Ted 2 scary?
No. Ted 2 is not a scary watch (scare level 0 of 3).
Is Ted 2 gory or violent?
No gore (0 of 3) and some violence (1 of 3). Squeamish viewers are fine here.
Is Ted 2 sad or heavy?
A little. There is some emotional weight (1 of 3), but it is not a heavy watch.
Is Ted 2 OK for kids?
It is rated R, so it is made for adults. Intensity: scare 0, gore 0, violence 1, each out of 3.
How long is Ted 2?
Ted 2 runs 1h 55m.
Where can I stream Ted 2?
Ted 2 is not on a US subscription service right now (rent or buy may still be an option).
Does Ted 2 have a happy ending? spoiler-safe answer
Yes. It lands on a happy note.
Cast and crew
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