The Long Kiss Goodnight poster

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

Film · 2h 1m · Rated R

Action, Crime, Mystery, Thriller

A suburban mom with amnesia rediscovers her past as a deadly assassin in a relentless, darkly comic thriller.

Pulpy and high-octane, with dry wit. A full-attention watch at full speed. Emotionally it carries some weight.

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The Long Kiss Goodnight parents guide

Some innuendo or implied sex and brutal violence, about what an R should carry.

Scare
Mildly scary
A few tense or eerie moments.
Jump scares
A couple
One or two sudden jolts.
Gore
Light gore
Some blood or injury, briefly.
Violence
Brutal violence
Our top level for violence.
Sex and nudity
Mild
Mild means innuendo, or sex implied off screen, with no nudity.
Language
Strong
Frequent strong profanity or slurs.

How we rate: an AI reads what is known about each title and tags it 0 to 3; we check the tags against a hand-rated set and correct them by hand when readers tell us. Estimates, not a scene-by-scene review. Spot a mistake? Tell us.

Three questions

Is The Long Kiss Goodnight scary?
Only a little. The Long Kiss Goodnight has a few tense moments, nothing that follows you to bed.
How gory is The Long Kiss Goodnight?
Light gore and brutal violence.
What is The Long Kiss Goodnight rated, and is it OK for kids?
Brutal violence and frequent strong language. The R is earned, so not for kids.

What is The Long Kiss Goodnight about?

Samantha Caine is a small-town schoolteacher and mom with no memory of her life before washing up on a beach eight years ago. After a car accident and a violent home invasion trigger flashes of her past, she discovers she used to be a deadly CIA assassin. Teaming up with a wisecracking private investigator, Samantha must return to her old ways to take down the people who tried to erase her.

Does it have a happy ending? (spoiler-safe)

Yes. It lands on a happy note.

Cast and crew

Directed byRenny Harlin
StarringGeena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Patrick Malahide, Craig Bierko, Brian Cox, Sharon Washington

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