This Means War (2012)
Two CIA agents, once partners, now hilariously battle for love with raunchy, crowd-pleasing action.
Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman.
How intense is This Means War?
This Means War has light gore and strong violence. Emotionally it carries some weight. The pace is brisk, and it is a date-night pick and a party watch. The humor runs broad and raunchy. Rated PG-13.
What This Means War feels like
- Tone
- campypulpyromanticcrowd pleasing
- Pace
- Brisk
- Humor
- broad and big, raunchy
- Best for
- Date nightParty
Where to stream This Means War
US availability via TMDB, last checked Sep 14, 2026. The app filters picks to the services you actually have.
Is This Means War for you?
Is This Means War scary?
No. This Means War is not a scary watch (scare level 0 of 3).
Is This Means War gory or violent?
Light gore (1 of 3) and strong violence (2 of 3).
Is This Means War sad or heavy?
A little. There is some emotional weight (1 of 3), but it is not a heavy watch.
Is This Means War OK for kids?
It is rated PG-13. Intensity: scare 0, gore 1, violence 2, each out of 3. Your call for older kids.
How long is This Means War?
This Means War runs 1h 38m.
Where can I stream This Means War?
This Means War is streaming on Starz.
Does This Means War have a happy ending? spoiler-safe answer
Yes. It lands on a happy note.
Cast and crew
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